DemiBisexual and Mediocre.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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greelin

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

greelin

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

greelin

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all part of the plan

jewishevelinebaker

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ominouslyqueer
bcnnibeau

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

bcnnibeau

case in point

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this is a Hell of a downgrade 

garbage-empress

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

theaologies

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

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Anna Moshak is the artist!

little-bullheaded-shit

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity